I have watched Derailed and taken a shower.
In a few moments, I will watch Bridesmaids, turn on some Golden Girls around midnight, text some random people, and await for Tyler to FaceTime me when he returns home again.
Speaking of which, we FaceTime’d last night, and I ended up accidentally telling him one of his presents that I got him for his birthday. He said I look cute when I am sad.
I was so sad.
Okay, movie time.
I shall watch The Golden Girls and wait to be graced with Tyler’s face as he FaceTime’s me after he gets home.
I am content with all of this.
Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
PLEASE?
(Source: elselosachix, via ty-jack)
- the person i like and why i like them.
- a famous person i’ve been compared to.
- 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
- the best thing that has happened to me this week.
- weird things i do when i’m alone.
- how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
- things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
- my last night out in detail.
- something that makes me sad when i think about it.
- something i’ve lied about.
- would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
- something i’m currently worrying about.
- one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
- something i do without realising.
- lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
- a drunken story.
- something i regret.
- post a picture of myself.
- my longest relationship and who it was with.
- press ctrl v and post.
- post a bit of my last IM convo.
- 5 things i want to change.
- my view on being tumblr famous.
- someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
- 5 things within touching distance.
- story of my first kiss.
(Source: purem0rning, via abetterplacehere)
4. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?
-Hmm. Usually anything that my mom repeats to me after hearing it on Dr. Oz usually falls under the category of stupid things I hear on a regular basis. Or, when customers tell me they took their Advantage card out of their wallet because they went on vacation. Because a little paper card does take up a lot of room and all.
11. Take a picture of your pet if you have one and tell why you love him or her.
This is my kitty, Yob Ragus. And I love him because is precious in all realms, except when it spontaneously decides to bite someone. And look at this picture?! How could someone NOT love this cat?
18. What is your opinion on snapbacks?
-Well, honestly, I had to look up what snapbacks even were. But, I like them. I could never pull that off, but I do like them.
26. Batman vs The Hulk, who would win?
-I am going to say The Hulk, simply because of that constant stereotype of bigger being better, which isn’t always true. But I think The Hulk has way more rage than Batman. Although I do have a Batman t-shirt…
This is way harder than I thought it would be.
29. What if anything is too serious to be joked about?
-Death is usually tasteless. Oh, and AIDS. I usually just don’t find that stuff too funny.
1. Say something that challenges my way of thinking.
2. Give me your best pick up line.
3. Tell me a joke.
4. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?
5. How is your blog a reflection of yourself? What do you think people assume or know about you by looking at your blog?
6. Make a 5 song playlist that sums you up as a person.
7.What’s something you’re nostalgic for?
8. What’s the most annoying thing about the person you like?
9. You ordered pizza last night and have been looking forward to eating the leftovers all day. You go home and the box is still in the fridge, but someone has eaten all of it and its empty. What do you do?
10. Take a picture of an inanimate object in your house that holds significance for you and tell why you find it so significant.
11. Take a picture of your pet if you have one and tell why you love him or her.
12. In what ways have you ever altered your look, i.e. new hair color/style/colored contacts, and which of your looks is your favorite?
13. On a scale of 1-10 how large is your attention span?
14. Are you sure that you were born in the right era?
15. The last text you sent is the only thing you can say for the rest of your life. How screwed are you?
16. Make me a proposition and then convince me to take you up on that offer.
17. Tell an inside joke you share with your friends?
18. What is your opionion on snapbacks?
19. If you had to diagnosis yourself with any mental illness which would it be?
20. Create a Sim of yourself and post a picture telling which personality traits, lifetime aspiration, and career you’d have.
21. Name at least three things you could stand to cut out of your life.
22. What’s your favorite snack?
23. If you got selected to be on a reality show which would it be, and why?
24. Your signature thing, what you are most known for among your friends is now your name. What do people call you?
25. What’s the sickest you’ve ever been?
26. Batman vs The Hulk, who would win?
27. Write me a haiku about anything.
28. If you were guaranteed honest repsonses to any three questions, whom would you question and what would you ask them?
29. What if anything is too serious to be joked about?
30. If you could be invisible for a day what would you do?
-Lounging in bed.
-Doing laundry.
-Walking down to the bank.
-Listening to a few Stars albums.
-Watching TV.
-Trying not to strangle my mother with the shoelaces of several pairs of shoes.
